Here is how you can make a can of Bud Light actually taste pretty good.
Step one: Buy yourself a can of Bud Light, preferably one with Dylan Mulvaney's face on it. The smaller the size, the better.
Step two: Purchase a barrel of any German beer. Preferably the largest size possible.
Step four: Pour the can of Bud Light into the barrel of German beer.
Step five: Stir thoroughly for about 30-40 minutes.
Step six: Pour and enjoy.
(You may detect a slight watery aftertaste. If so, next time use only 1/2 can of Bud Light.)